Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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