I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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