The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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