His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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