Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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