I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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