i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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