She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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