i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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