Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
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That's how twitter works, right?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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