Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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