your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Barsexuality is the new black.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
