Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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