But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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