I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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