He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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