You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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