Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think your dad took our porno
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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