i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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