Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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