no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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