I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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