Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
