The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Little spoons don't ask big questions
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
COCAINE IS GR8
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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