Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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