so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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