Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he puts the penis in happiness.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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