Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm both gender and math confused
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