she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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