I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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