The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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