I feel like abortions should bother me more
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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