How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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