Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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