anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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