i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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