I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
