I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He did a backflip because drugs
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