Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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