You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I have post one night stand depression
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