He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I understand Curling. That high.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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