all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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