BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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