i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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