gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.