so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?