Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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