i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i will never coherently bang her
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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