Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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