On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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