He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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