you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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