I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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