did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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