these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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