But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
