I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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