susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
