I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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