You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?