new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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