He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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Terrible idea I love it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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